Cooper drove to the auto repair shop where Scott Nude porn worked. He parked his car and a handsome young man wearing mechanic overalls while wiping his greasy hands on a rag walked out to meet him. "I'm looking for Scott Nude porn Barber, is he around?" Cooper asked. "Yeah, follow me," the mechanic said. While Cooper followed, he checked out the young man's ass. Once inside the garage, the young man led Cooper to a car where Scott Nude porn stood underneath it. "Hey, Scott Nude porn ? Man to see ya!" Scott Nude porn looked over and saw Cooper standing a few feet from him. "Cooper!" Scott Nude porn yelled and dropped the wrench from his hand. He produced a rag from his back pocket, wiped his hands and then held his right hand out to Coop meltdown
. "Hey man," Cooper said while they shook hands, "Hope I'm not interrupting you." "Fuck no, Coop mp3
. What's up? Having trouble with your 'stang?" "Nope. Car's running fine. I just wanted to talk to ya about something." Scott Nude porn led Cooper outside to the back of the garage. "What's on your mind?" Cooper began, "Rusty's birthday is in a couple of weeks." "Yeah, that's right." "I was thinking...maybe he'd like a surprise birthday party?" "Fuck, he'd hate it. Which would be all the more reason to do it." Scott Nude porn said, grinning. "When?" "Two weeks from Saturday, the 15th, at 7pm. "Sounds great!" "Scott Nude porn .....two things. One, I'm going to need some help inviting his friends." Scott Nude porn nodded. "And two...I was thinking of hiring a stripper." "No problemo." "I'm going to cruise the gay bars tonight and ask around." "Ok. Do you need some cash?" "Naw, I got it. This is on me. And one more thing, I need for you to make sure Rusty is out of the house while everyone arrives. Have him there, oh, I guess around 8." Again, Scott Nude porn nodded his head, "I'll think of some excuse. You can count on me." Cooper extended his right hand and Scoot shook it. "Cool. I'll be in touch, you know, with the details and shit. Thanks Scott Nude porn ." "Coop midifiles era hymne
, seriously, Rusty is going to love this." "I hope so." Two weeks from Saturday later, the phone rang and Rusty answered it. "Hello?"
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"Rusty! Fuck, I'm glad you're home," Scott Nude porn said to him "I'm waiting on Coop mesh
. He's taking me out to dinner. "Rusty, I need your help." "What?" "I'm at the shop. I have to deliver a part to a dealership but I lent my truck to one of the guys here. I need you to pick me up and take me there. I HAVE to deliver this part or my ass is grass." "Fuck, Scott Nude porn ! I'm all dressed up!" "So?" "Cooper's on his way." "Call him and tell him to wait for you there. It'll only take an hour." "Fuck Scott Nude porn !" "I'm sorry but I really need you right now." Rusty sighed. "Ok. I'll be right there. You OWE me, big time." "Yeah yeah, I'll let you suck my dick." "In your dreams." "Leave now, so I can get there before they close." "Ok, fuck michelangelo
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. He's gonna be pissed." "He can suck my dick, too. Rusty hung up the phone. "Fuck!" He dialed Cooper's cell phone and explained the situation to Cooper who feigned exasperation but agreed to wait for him. "Goddamnit!" Rusty said as he dug his keys out of his pocket and headed for the door. In the meantime, Scott Nude porn called Coop marriage problem same sex
. "He's fucking pissed!" Cooper said. "I know!" Scott Nude porn said to Cooper over the phone. "So you're in position?" "Yes, I'm across the street in a friend's car Rusty doesn't know. As soon as he leaves, we're going in and get everything ready. And I got the stripper. He's gonna do his 'police' routine! I've seen his uniform, its dead on!" "This is great! We're gonna get him good!" Scott Nude porn sounded excited. "In more ways than one!" Cooper said to Scott Nude porn . "You perv!" Scott Nude porn said and hung up the phone. A few minutes later, Rusty arrived at the shop. Scott Nude porn tossed a box into the back of Rusty's truck and got in the cab. "Thanks, Bro! I really appreciate this!"

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  "You fucking had better appreciate it. Where are we going?" Scott Nude porn told him where the dealership was. "Fuck! That's all the way across town! It'll take an hour to get there. Another hour to get back!" "I know." "Fuck!" "The sooner we get going the sooner we'll get back." Scott Nude porn suggested. Rusty sighed. "Fuck!" He put the truck in gear and drove off as Scott Nude porn looked out his window while suppressing a laugh. As Rusty put it, THREE FUCKING HOURS! later, they arrived home. Cooper's truck, driven by a friend, was in the driveway. "He's gonna be so mad!" Rusty said to Scott Nude porn . "He's young, he'll have time to get over it." Scott Nude porn replied. They walked into the house. "Where the FUCK have you been?" Cooper exclaimed. "I'm sorry, Coop midi make it aerosmith
. I'm so sorry to make you wait." "I've been waiting for three fucking hours!" "I said I'm sorry." Rusty told him. He approached Coop Micro Bikini Contest
to embrace him who pretended not to care when Rusty kissed him. "Well, fuck masturbation addiction
, can we go now?" Cooper opened the patio door and motioned for Rusty to go out first. Rusty walked ahead of Cooper who grinned behind Rusty's back to Scott Nude porn . The two men followed closely behind Rusty as he walked out of the house. All of a sudden, the outside lights went on and all the guests jumped from their hiding places, yelling, "SURPRISE!" Rusty stopped suddenly. Everyone yelled "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" and ran up to greet him. Rusty was caught completely off guard. His jaw dropped to his feet and an incredible look took over his face. He realized he had been duped. The guests broke out into a chorus, singing "Happy Birthday" to Rusty while Scott Nude porn and Cooper joined him at his side, singing loudly. Rusty, totally embarrassed and surprised at the same time, grinned from ear to ear. He put his arm around Cooper and Scott Nude porn who also put their arms around him. Rusty stood there, grinning profusely, as the song finished. "And many more!" A huge applause ended the song. Rusty turned to Cooper. "You did this?" "Yes!" "I love you!" "Happy birthday, my love!" Cooper said and they kissed. A loud whoooooo from the crowd accompanied the kiss. Then Rusty looked at Scott Nude porn . "You fucking bastard!" "Happy birthday, Bro." Scott Nude porn said grinning and then he hugged Rusty. They clapped each other on their backs. "Where you surprised?" Scott Nude porn asked while a slightly quiet crowd of friends watched. "Fuck, yeah! I had no fucking idea!" Rusty said, laughing and then the rest of the guests took turns hugging Rusty and offering best wishes. Cooper backed away from them and pulled out his cell phone. Scott Nude porn moved next to him and listened. Cooper closed his phone and whispered to him, "The policeman is on his way. About thirty minutes from now." Scott Nude porn laughed. "This is gonna be good!" Thirty-five minutes later, the side door to the backyard fence around the pool swung open and a tall, burly, uniformed officer appeared. Cooper made eye contact with the officer and secretly pointed to Rusty who was talking to a group of friends. Cooper motioned to Scott Nude porn who saw what was happening. He watched with anticipation while slowly making his way towards Rusty. The policeman walked up behind Rusty and tapped him on the shoulder. Rusty turned around and the smile ran away from his face. "Are you Russell Dale Jordan?" the officer asked in a loud voice. "Yes?" Rusty said. Everyone grew quiet. "I am Officer Harris. I have a warrant for your arrest." "What? Scott Nude porn moved next to Rusty, watching intently. "I have a warrant for your arrest. Will you please turn around?" The officer produced a pair of handcuffs. "What?" Rusty asked again. "I have a warrant for your arrest, Mr. Jordan." "Rusty, what did you do?" Scott Nude porn asked. Now Cooper was there. "Rusty? What the fuck masturbation contest
is going on?" "I...I...don't know. Officer, what is going on?"